BOW WOW! A wiener dog writes a book and poses for his own 2017 calendar

METAIRIE, La (WGNO) -  Of all the best sellers on the shelves at Barnes & Noble,  all the authors behind all the billions of books, just one is ready to give you his "paw-tograph".

He is Crusoe, the Celebrity Dachshund.

Crusoe came all the way from Canada with his handler, Ryan Beauchesne, and gave WGNO News with a Twist features guy Wild Bill Wood an exclusive "lie down" interview in the middle of the books at Barnes & Noble in Metairie, Louisiana.

Crusoe is already an internet star.  He has more than two million followers for his videos and photos.

Crusoe likes to go duck hunting, he goes golfing, he's on video playing hockey and he even dives first into American Presidential politics.