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VIRAL: LSU School of Dentistry Rocks in This Teeth Cleaning Parody of “Can’t Hold Us”

NEW ORLEANS (WGNO) - “Return of the Plaque, drill it! What is this, what is that, what it is, what is that!”

Louisiana State University School of Dentistry uploaded the above parody music video to YouTube Tuesday.  It features several dentistry students acting and rapping to Macklemore’s hit “Can’t Hold Us.” 

Not to be bias, but we think it’s pretty good.

Check it out!

Lyrics:
“Preppin’ Caries” by LSU School of Dentistry

Return of the Plaque, drill it!
What is this, what is that, what it is, what is that
Hopin’ for a better day I laid it on the test
Instead of dead-end checks I’m checkin’ head and neck

Wake up! Crunch time, Post-Kat swagger, seafoam green scrub top, a little bit nauseous
Some say Grand Rounds, is it Thursday? Sweatin’ yet? Nah, nope ya’ll can’t shake me
Yep. Bad, my waxin’, this here, this ain’t passin’. My class has been here fastin’

And we’re still here laughin’
White Coat, I cut my prep and carve my grooves like everything depended on it

Check the margin
Flip that op light, and shine on my crown,
Got that Bard Parker steel blade and Dycal by the pound
High speed, stay on my Hand Piece but I ditched the amalgam
So I redid that Class 2 and made it shine with my brownie

Watch me and my O-P-E-R-A-T-I-V-E digitor flexor
Chasin’ dreams since I was 30 like my DAT test score
Takin’ out those caries with a latch type, slow-speed buzzin’

D-Schools out here,
Nah, they can’t put out this fire,
We do it for the patients,
Drill that across the nation

D-Schools out here,
Nah, they can’t put out this fire,
We do it for the patients,
Drill that across the nation.

[CHORUS:]

Give an IA block, wait just a moment
Can’t start till it’s numb, gotta fill up this molar
So we put our loupes up, preppin’ caries all over
Preppin’ caries all over

Give an IA block, wait just a moment
Can’t start till it’s numb, gotta fill up this molar
So we put our loupes up, preppin’ caries all over
Preppin’ caries all over

Now, how’s Willie Mae’s chicken? Craig said, “Yeah, it’s so damn tasteful.”
Got some gristle stuck on my lingual
But that wouldn’t happen if G.V. Black trained you

Y’all can’t juke me, work hard on my hand skills just like Hoop Dreams
And we came from other states, now we’re all up in this place that we now call home.
It’s L-S-U! Give ‘em four years. Done!

Thank you Spokane. Cali gave us Lo Mein. But I was bred Black and Gold.
Breesy makes it look so easy. Like the levee we hold up our own.
That validation shows from givin’ it back to the community. So sing this anthem and it goes like:

Throw your hands up, get that insured,
We came here to party hard like dancin’ was the cure.
I got 250 D’s behind me,
If I trip, they’ll catch me.

And we have arrived, earned our stripes, but remain humble as we march on through life

[CHORUS:]

Give an IA block, wait just a moment
Can’t start till it’s numb, gotta fill up this molar
So we put our loupes up, preppin’ caries all over
Preppin’ caries all over

Give an IA block, wait just a moment
Can’t start till it’s numb, gotta fill up this molar
So we put our loupes up, preppin’ caries all over
Preppin’ caries all over

And so we put our loupes up
And so we put our loupes up

Let’s go!

Hey,
And all my patients say

Hey,
And all my patients say

And all my patients say

D-e-n-t-i-s-t-r-y!!!

Give an IA block, wait just a moment
Can’t start till it’s numb, gotta fill up this molar
So we put our loupes up, preppin’ caries all over
Preppin’ caries all over

Give an IA block, wait just a moment
Can’t start till it’s numb, gotta fill up this molar
So we put our loupes up, preppin’ caries all over
Preppin’ caries all over

 

 

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